dork

1.(n) a derogatory term of affection used to address a friend or acquaintance who you think is being silly.

Cassandra started to mumble frequently so she was given a Red Swingline stapler and put her in the room with the rest of the company dorks.

Being a dork is a qualification for the tri-delta sorority.

by Tom March 04, 2004

Fuckwanked

Drunk.

Fuck + wank + ed

I was absolutely fuckwanked last night.

by Tom April 26, 2004

crusade

The crusades were pope-sanctioned military endeavors during the 11th, 12th, and 13th centuries against non-Christians. Goals included capturing Jerusalem and expanding territories in general.

Christian occupation of Syria disappeared after the ninth crusade.

by Tom November 20, 2003

clot

one who sticks dick in vacum cleaner and becomes stuck for all eternity

Thomas likes to clot all day and when hes done he brings the vacume to the repair shop.

by tom February 20, 2003

Wang Cheddar

wang WANG waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaNNNNNNNNg w(wang)a(wang)n(wang)g(wang)
A kid who sits in his room and does chemistry alot for me.

Wang Cheddar fought off the evil masses while doing his chem skill builder.

by tom October 06, 2003

titty fuck

having a penis between two breasts and the thrusting the penis untill it jacks off

My bitch just gave me a titty fuck

by ToM January 16, 2003

minger

a nice person with the face of a bull dogs ass

look at that fuckin minger
that person is really minged out

by tom December 01, 2003