TOm's definitions

Equipment

have a guess! Duh!

I have sophisticated equipment thats well hard

by TOm November 17, 2003

grots

An item of underwear that has been worn and is sitting in the laundry basket waiting to be washed. Often features suspicious white crispy stains.

"Ere, make sure you fish out me grots before you put that wash on, my love".

by tom December 26, 2004

moominism

The worship of the Moomin Clan. Derives from the cowish word for crazy-fuckers. Moominists often walk around in heards of around 8 and half chanting the words of their great leader Moomin-Papa. The strange cow like figure once said famously: "Today, I would like to show you the drawing room... which normally i would love to do. Only... you see... I've just been on a heroin fuelled BENDER. Consequently, my bowls are in a weakened state. OHHH GOOD LORD"
(see google "ohh good lord")

Moominists eat dog meat.

Note: This is in no way related to Drugs or condones the use of, or fuelled by any drug intake. Apart from heroin oh which it is directly related to and we encourage the use of. It is also fuelled by heroin and all procedes go towards heroinism

Holy shit... that Moominist can sure take his urine.

You know that bird last night? We got some good bloomin-moomin shit mo fokka.

by Tom March 2, 2005

Tomed

When one is screwed over or put in an undesireable situation. Derived from Tom who was tomed in November of 2003.

Not good

You got tomed on that...

by Tom December 31, 2004

Led Zeppelin

The best band ever, fellow teens please understand that rap is destroying the world and your eardrums.Listen to some proper music u losers

Led zeppelin IV is the best album ever

by Tom December 12, 2003

jack-off

1. Verb. Exercising the art of masturbation
2. Verb. To create an orgasm simulating another sexual partner with the hand or other masturbating aids (e.g. fleshlight, hand, dildo)
3.Noun. An asshole, homo, or otherwise retard who's by calling them a jack-off is saying that they shouldn't have been born and was a waste of sperm which is a jack-off
4.Noun. A waste of sperm produced by the art of masturbation

Tom is a porn addict, therefore he likes to jack-off.

Tom jacks off in public for everyone to view therefore he is a jack-off.

Tom likes to jack-off so much his girlfriend has nothing to do but, jack-off.

by Tom April 12, 2006

gred

wanna be drop out, hes thinks hes cool but hes not! basically dumb as shit

" you are gary " " very stupid "
" unknowing "

by tom May 13, 2005