TOMMMMM yeah's definitions

Gonsalves

the act of re-heating cold human shit in a microwave, then shaping it into the form of a penis and using it on your self to masturbate anally.

Tom : hey man what did you do last night?
Mike : i was pretty lonely so i put on some porn and pulled a gonsalves
Tom : oh wow man, thats fuckin gross

by TOMMMMM yeah December 17, 2008