TJ Cox's definitions

Tarzan

Getting one's penis stuck in the pubic hair of a woman, either around the ass or vagina.

-How was last night with the Ukrainian?
-Shit man it sucked, bitch never shaved and tarzaned me!
-Ouch I feel ya man!

by TJ Cox January 11, 2008

NastyTop

The term used to explain a laptop that is used while the user is currently on/using the toilet.

Don't put that nastytop by me, I knw where it's been!

by TJ Cox January 11, 2008