TIM's definitions

Solomon Grundy

Hairy, squat, laconic Nemesis of Superman

"Grundy hate Superman. Grundy want smash Superman. Grundy want pants, too."

by Tim February 6, 2004

joshing

To pleasure oneself

She told him joshing would make him go blind.

by Tim November 16, 2003

horace lai

Dumb, incoherent, babbling fool

Damn, that Horace just stabbed himself again!

by Tim May 17, 2004

Sad Trail

One might encounter a sad trail when a human of Greek origin displays their lower back, revealing a jungle of despair. A sad trail is also the directional sign one must follow to the last stop of The Underground Railroad. The physical, and emotional opposite of the Happy Trail.

Yo! Did you see Nikolai's sad trail?! He could totally catch small rodents in that shit!

by Tim May 22, 2004

gurdy

a large over size fat chick

rosie o'donald

by tim June 5, 2003

nevermore

Greatest fucking power/thrash metal band around. Intelligent lyrics, and in a time when most metal is bland and sounds the same, Nevermore is unique.
Warrel Dane has amazing vocals, and same for Jeff Loomis for guitar.

Dead heart in a dead world.

by Tim August 15, 2004

laying cable

A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.

"The phone - for you..."
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"

by Tim December 24, 2003