Definitions by THe dude

liquor dick 

when the guy lasts considerably longer as a result of his enebriated state (drunk).

i had liquor dick, and we fucked for hours...

liquor dick by the dude November 17, 2004

the rede

"An' it harm no one, do what ye will"

An inherently immoral philosophy because it encourages a failure to act. "An' it harm no one..." means do not actively harm anyone. Fine. Doing harm is, in fact, bad. However, failing to prevent harm is also bad. If you live by The Rede you can fail to prevent harm if the prevention of harm is not "what ye will." Also, if actively doing good deeds is not "what ye will," then you do not have to do them.

Although living by The Rede does not necessarily make you a bad person, it also does not make you a good person.

"Do unto others as you want them to do unto you."

the rede by The Dude November 11, 2004

we need to talk 

That's what a woman says to her boyfriend when he fucked up.

If your woman says this, run because you're fucked!

we need to talk by The Dude November 11, 2004

shyza 

literally means shit. i think its in german.

i busted a shyza at school today. it was quite messy.

oh SHYZA i forgot to FLUSH AFTERWARDS!

shyza by the DUde October 26, 2004

Sean Kinney 

The drummer for Alice in chains and in my and any other drummer with an ounce of knowledge: The best drummer that ever lived.

Man! Hes a DUUUUUUUDE!

Sean Kinney by The Dude October 23, 2004

Thom Yorke 

The frontman of the band Radiohead. Known for his emnotional vocals with feelings of isolation and vunerablity. Also a 98-pound lazy-eyed gnome who has read 1984 way too many times. Dances like Ian Curtis on crack and probably has ADD. An eccentric genius.

"We hope that you choke"

Thom Yorke by The Dude September 14, 2004

blorgenajoog 

An expletive word meaning
Damnit life couldnt suck anymore than it does at this point in time

used frequently by goths


FREE JIMMY CHONG!!!!!

Man my penis just fell off, Blorgenajoog!

blorgenajoog by the dude September 1, 2004