THe dude's definitions

fapie

Fapie is a derivative of the word fape. It has two meanings: 1. the state of being faped; 2. pronoun used as the second word in a two-noun phrase.

1. That dude was getting his fapie on.
2. Consider "Overlook Cafe," which becomes "OverlookFapie" under this pronoun convention

by The Dude December 6, 2004

Blitzkrap

Derive from the German word "Blitzkrieg" which means lightning war, blitzkrap is the act of lightning shitting. This is to take a dump in as little time as possible, pushing as hard as you can to get it out. Can be used when short of time but you're starting to turtle head. Warning: Blitzkrap is an art. Know your limits and don't push to hard or you'll blow your o ring

"Dude we gotta go the candy shop closes in 5 minutes"
"Okay give me one second and I'll take a blitzkrap."

Dick was on a date with a girl when he suddenly had to #2. Embarassed his date would know what he was doing if he took too long in the bathroom, Dick blitzkrapped and got back to his date.

by The Dude February 4, 2005

we need to talk

That's what a woman says to her boyfriend when he fucked up.

If your woman says this, run because you're fucked!

by The Dude November 11, 2004

Shibangabang

1. An exclamation.

2. An expression that Dave Chappelle used once in the racial draft.

1. Holy Shibangabang!

2. Yes, the whole shibangabang.

by The dude May 13, 2005

blorgenajoog

An expletive word meaning
Damnit life couldnt suck anymore than it does at this point in time

used frequently by goths


FREE JIMMY CHONG!!!!!

Man my penis just fell off, Blorgenajoog!

by the dude September 1, 2004

dangleberries

crums of faeces that are caught on anul hair and dried into balls of faeses.

check your dangleberries mate!

by the dude October 1, 2003

USC

University of Southern California. By no means on the level of Stanford or Cal Tech in California, but well-known and respected in Southern California. Many of its students seemingly have trouble making the distinction between academic and athletic prestige.

I went to USC, but found out that on the East Coast, they think I'm from South Carolina.

by The Dude January 11, 2005