THE REAL JEFF BEZOS's definitions

Jordan Stievano

Jordan Stievano has a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE COOOOOOOOOCK that can't fit anyone's pussy

Girl: Jordan Stievano has a Huge Cock
Girl 2: yeah I know I tried fucking him but it couldn't fit.

by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS November 8, 2022

Matthew Taylor

Is a wanker and wanks everyday. he can't cum at all. he has never had a girlfriend before and has a 2 micrometer penis. you should never have Matthew Taylor as a boyfriend he will just wank off all day

Matthew Taylor is a wanking shithead

by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS March 6, 2022