Yoda

Drug addict, usually runs over people with his Honda Civic to steal their drugs
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Miss Morley

99% plastic, she is the daughter of kim jong un and in her later years raped a lampost and got herpes, SHE HAS A MASSIVE HATE FOR PHONES, and has a sworn enemy called the PHONE BOIII
SHIT its miss morley all phones away, carfull she has herpes
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