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Shungite

Shungite- an unidentified, pyramid-like object which is used to protect from the deadly 5G rays, only found in the farthest parts of the galaxy and they say if you look deep into the middle, you will see the future outcome of the earth every time
karen: AHH THE 5G RAYS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL!
shungite master: NOT TODAY DUMB B*TCH KAREN, FOR I OWN THE SHUNGITE, WHICH WILL COMPLETELY BLOCK OUT THAT “5G RAY”
(yes this is dramatic but its how the shungite is used after all)
by THE MIGHTY SHUNGITE CULTIST September 13, 2020
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