Definitions by THE FRIDIOT

Tinder shift 

The shift in quality between a girl's tinder profile pics, and what she looks like in real life.

I was very keen on Sarah until the tinder shift took effect and what showed up at the bar to meet me was unrecognisable.

Tinder shift by THE FRIDIOT August 25, 2014

dick eggs 

sperm, semen, male ejeculate

I covered her face in my dick eggs......

dick eggs by THE FRIDIOT August 14, 2014