THE FRIDIOT's definitions

dick eggs

sperm, semen, male ejeculate

I covered her face in my dick eggs......

by THE FRIDIOT August 14, 2014

Tinder shift

The shift in quality between a girl's tinder profile pics, and what she looks like in real life.

I was very keen on Sarah until the tinder shift took effect and what showed up at the bar to meet me was unrecognisable.

by THE FRIDIOT August 25, 2014