THE CHARLIE's definitions

Smurf Her Tits

To lay out in the sun topless until the nipples turn a blue-purple color when they are sun burned.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that in her shirt?
Guy 2: I dont know, but it kinda looks like her nipples
Guy 1: Oh, she must have smurf her tits.

by the charlie January 17, 2009

smurf

another word for weed.

Guy 1: Dude, what have you been doing?
Guy 2:Oh, i was out back choking a smurf.

by the charlie January 14, 2009

ma tori

noun; bestest friend, 80's hair, reincarnation of michael jackson. THE BEST

THE CHARLIE: Does it quack? no its a chicken. ma tori?

by THE CHARLIE April 1, 2009