THE ALL KNOWING AMY's definitions

MXC

Was called Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. A funny show from Japan, but dubbed over with funny English comentary insluding the catch phrase "Right you are, Ken!", that is aired of Spike TV. Originally called "Takeshi's Castle", this Jackass-esque show consists of outrageous games in which poor Japanese, and the rare "white" man, compete to win.

Mary: "Tommy, did you watch MXC last night?"
Tommy: "Yes, Mary, I did. But I have been pondering this question all day. Isn't strange that no woman can ever complete the outrageous tasks?"
Mary: "Those are women?"

by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 6, 2004

search engine

A clever device used with the internet, usually used by school-aged children for reports, etc. Unfortunetly, there are downsides to this information mecca. Most results include pornography, which really should not be seen by school aged children. Sites include Google, Ask Jeeves, and AltaVista.

Little Bobby: Mr. Teacher, I typed in the search engine "Horny Frog" and I got all this stuff...does this have to do with the horny frog?
Mr. Teacher: "Come see live horny girls frog each other!?" My! Tommy, shut it off now!

by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 7, 2004

Ask Jeeves

A search engine used for looking up information on the internet. Unfortunetly, Jeeves is not as good as Google, you can never get a straight answer out of this balding man that looks fairly sexy in his Halloween costume.

Little Merle: I typed in "Russian Goods and Services" and all I got were mail orded brides. Hmm, that one looks pretty decent, actually...Where is all the real information that real people need?!
Little Alvin: Try Google, it's way better!

by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 7, 2004