T. Wilson's definitions

crank yanker

any guy who jerks off is a "crank yanker"

looking at a good Hustler magazine can make any guy a crank yanker!

by T. Wilson January 11, 2008

water the tires

to pull over to the side of the road and urinate on your tractor trailer tires or your car, pickup,suv, or motorcycle tires

" I can't hold it no more.. I gotta stop and water the tires!"

by T. Wilson January 11, 2008

Granny flag

an orange (hi-lited) flag on a high rod that the old people put on the bumper of their cars so they can find it easier.

Marge: "I can't find the damn car again!!"

Elmer: " I told you to put your granny flag on!"

by T. Wilson September 26, 2008