Stoolagtite

The lingering fecal matter on your anus after a greasy poo.
I had way too many tacos and beer last night...this morning I had some serious stoolagtite's. I even got some on my thumb when I was wiping.
by T. Stunt March 24, 2017
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Pooposterous

A poo that is so large or messy that it defies definition.
Bill: How was that deuce, Jim?

Jim: It was pooposterous! I think I emptied my entire colon.
by T. Stunt March 24, 2017
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