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R.A.T.S.

Rectally Aquired Tiny Scratches. This is the syndrome one aquires from activities such as gerbil stuffing, a la Richard Gere. See also Lemmiwinks.

I went to one of Richard Gere's parties, passed out, and ended up with a bad case of R.A.T.S.!

by T. Pike June 19, 2007