Definitions by T. Pike

R.A.T.S. 

Rectally Aquired Tiny Scratches. This is the syndrome one aquires from activities such as gerbil stuffing, a la Richard Gere. See also Lemmiwinks.

I went to one of Richard Gere's parties, passed out, and ended up with a bad case of R.A.T.S.!

R.A.T.S. by T. Pike June 19, 2007