cabbage patch snatch

a. when a girls junk smells and looks like an ancient cabbage patch doll.

"Dude, I love her cabbage patch snatch, it really turns me on."

by T. Clark Crawford June 14, 2005

chalinski

One who is guilty of doing shady, mischevious things. Such as selling a bag of dope a few decigrams shy of their desired weight. Mainly used in the place of someones name, insultingly.

"Oh, thanks a bundle chalinski."

by T. Clark Crawford June 13, 2005