Definitions by T. Clark Crawford

cabbage patch snatch 

a. when a girls junk smells and looks like an ancient cabbage patch doll.

"Dude, I love her cabbage patch snatch, it really turns me on."

cabbage patch snatch by T. Clark Crawford June 14, 2005

chalinski 

One who is guilty of doing shady, mischevious things. Such as selling a bag of dope a few decigrams shy of their desired weight. Mainly used in the place of someones name, insultingly.

"Oh, thanks a bundle chalinski."

chalinski by T. Clark Crawford June 13, 2005