cpu

C.P.U. stands for Captured Penguins unite

teacher: what does cpu stand for?
me: i know, its captured penguins unite. gosh i'm smart.
teacher: not really but okay.
me: so i'm not right no but its creative

be creative... cpu, captured penguins unite or your friends have been caught.

by t-man June 19, 2006

whatever-whateva

In crunk terms: Do something and don't be afraid. Termed from the ignorant in a little neighborhood in the Ne district of Dallas, Texas.

Person1: You wanna go pop that jo. Person2: Whatever-Whateva!!!

by T-man November 04, 2004

betarded

Acting silly or goofy. Speaking nonsense and making no real point.

Wow, i am so betarded. I'm not making any sense.

by T-Man November 03, 2004