73 definitions by T-Dog jenkins

Gee

a polite contraction of "Jesus Christ" used as an exclamation by people born before the advent of birth control pills.

Gee! I stubbed my toe.

by T-Dog jenkins March 1, 2005

MIT

(n.) The Georgia Tech of the North.

MIT is like DeVry on stilts.

by T-Dog jenkins January 24, 2005

smokies

plural of smokey (a smokey being an officer of the law).

Them smokies got them ears on.

by T-Dog jenkins February 24, 2005

penis

common medical slang for cock.

Stop calling it a penis, Doctor Doolittle!

by T-Dog jenkins March 8, 2005

shinny

a game popularized on blustery Saturday afternoons on the ponds of Laval. Shinny is a hockey-like game played with brooms, broken hockey sticks, and hunks of things that you can hit around till the bars open a midi.

un Joual: L'usine s'est fermée.
des autres Joual: Bon! nous avons plus de temps pour jouer à la shinny maintenant.

by T-Dog jenkins June 28, 2004

TH White

A great English novelist, most widely renowned for his classic "The Once and Future King." That bitch JK Rowling has ripped him off to such an end that plagiarism charges should be brought up against her.
White went to Cambridge, where he is well known for trying to dick Tolkein. JRR had nothing of it.

TH White is a novelist. He is dead.

by T-Dog jenkins March 17, 2005

Video Pigeon

Andy Baron's sideproject that can't play Nectars anymore because he stole all the urinal cakes.

Andy Baron usually puts out slutty hooks with Dr. Hook, not video pigeon.

by T-Dog jenkins July 23, 2004