Definitions by T Macalicious

Christmas Partyhoer

A person--usually a married co-worker--that uses the company Christmas party as an opportunity to get extremely drunk and dance inappropriately on other co-workers' spouses, usually leading to embarrassment the next day.

Todd: Dude, Steve is all over the boss' wife

Phil: He's such a Christmas Partyhoer. That's going to be awkward tomorrow.

Christmas Partyhoer by T Macalicious December 11, 2010

Radar Sphincter

The almost magic-like phenomenon when someone who needs to take a really bad poop gets within 20 feet of a toilet and immediately they have an almost uncontrollable urge to crap.

Dude I was flexing like Mr. Universe on that road trip and when I got into McDonalds my radar sphincter went off and my turds were coming out like people in a burning building.

Radar Sphincter by T Macalicious November 27, 2010