Syn Gatton's definitions

Tits Montgomery

Tits Montgomery describes someone who drives a white Chevy Cavalier with two blue stripes, and this person is also a crafty, seemingly magical gnome.

Your car and yourself makes you a Tits Montgomery.

by Syn Gatton December 22, 2009

Jagerdriver

A screwdriver (orange juice and vodka) with a small amount of Jagermeister added.

Try a Jagerdriver today!

by Syn Gatton May 3, 2010

Fried Asshole

Any asshole that needs more of a word than asshole to describe. Hence, "Fried Asshole". The fried asshole was first used to describe a father who made his sons dig a 6 foot hole in the ground in the hot sun. A "deep fried asshole" is twice as bad.

He's such a fried asshole, we should've put his ass in that hole.

by Syn Gatton May 15, 2010