Gravity defying ass. Ass that goes against the law of nature, Newton's law of gravity, by noticeably protruding outward and not sagging despite its mass. Only those with this type of ass can appropriately wear the infamous Apple Bottom Jeans.
by sympathy April 01, 2009
"I thought we were friends but then I realized he liked me, he was just so nice so I got a sympathy crush"
by Sympathy September 15, 2015