Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Sydney Roberts

Ass-Suck

An awesome, or terribly bad, event, that would lead to an experience which would "Suck-Ass"

Dude, that play gave me an ass-suck!

Used as a slang term for a "touchback" in football games. Also used to describe when a "hot" chick touches a mans dick (or cock!).

"Alright, get that good touchdick!"
"Dude, she was layin' that touchdick on me."

Any of a race of dark skinned, bad-smelling, ignorant, knappy-haired, ebonic-speaking, monkey-like people.

"Damn, look at those fucking nig-nags, riding in their piece of shit cadillac."

Nig-Nag by Sydney Roberts December 25, 2008