Definitions by Swiss Peppercorn Burger

Edward Schoenberg 

An incredibly attractive aspiring model based in the midwest. Every living women would love to have intercourse with him however he is an intellectual who believes in true love.

I wish i was getting fucking pounded by Edward Schoenberg right now.

Edward Schoenberg by Swiss Peppercorn Burger January 25, 2021

Father Poupard 

Religous character whom is respected as god but has higher power than thanos. Mr.Poupards hobbies include wiping out entire civilisations at once or travlijg the earth and beyond.

Did you see that Father Poupard exterminated the illegitimate state of Israel.

Father Poupard by Swiss Peppercorn Burger April 17, 2019

HALE FARNIOK III 

Crazy good football player who just got excepted into duke to play on the starting lineup. Farniok has made his small town in Minnesota "maple grove" go crazy for him.

Did you see HALE FARNIOK III juke the fuck out the lil kid

HALE FARNIOK III by Swiss Peppercorn Burger April 16, 2019