niggerometer

Niggerometer, a device that measures the nigger factor of a black person. It ranges from from 0.00 for a normal black person to 1.00 for a total skeevy, ghetto nigger.
I wasn't sure about this black person; so, I used my internal niggerometer to ascertain if & how big a nigger he was.
by Swisher rolled tight June 29, 2021
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Horned Jake

Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.
Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.
by Swisher rolled tight January 20, 2021
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Naugahyde

Naugahyde, a hide material from the nauga animal used to cover seats in cheesy dinette & living room furniture. It is further enhanced to look like African animals like zebra, tiger, leopard, or giraffe, etc.
Her living room looked like it was decorated for a cockroach party using furniture covered in Naugahyde.
by Swisher rolled tight June 09, 2021
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Stay

Temporary residence at friends, relative's, baby's mama's, or Ex's place where free room & board are provided until welcome worn out & move on to next flop & hideout.
Antoine usually stay at his Aunt's. No one know where he stay now.
by Swisher rolled tight October 14, 2020
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Big Nigga Syndrome

Big Nigga Syndrome is a condition of big body, low intelligence (intelgence), & skeevy and/or hinky behavioral tendencies. Those afflicted with the Syndrome tend to use their size to inflict their will or intimidate others.
I didn't mess with him. He has Big Nigga Syndrome.
by Swisher rolled tight June 09, 2021
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Joker Please

Joker Please, a substitute for the more Inflammatory form used when someone is trying to scam, jive, or blow smoke.
$30 dollars to mount a new tire ?? !! Joker Please !!
by Swisher rolled tight January 13, 2021
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400 Years

400 Years, an Inaccurate chant and integral part of their dogma. It neglects 155 years since the Civil War; 105 years since the Bowell Wevil infestation & migration North with 2x to 3x pay increase; 55 years since Civil Rights movement (Affirmative Action & Pell Grants); 79 years since northern WWII production employment; 70 years recent immigration from Africa; and Above average procreation rates. Let's not forget the underground railroad. So 4 to 8 million have procreated & migrated their way to 40 Million all with their hand out.
The militant crowd keeps reminding us all of how unwoke we are; and, we do not appreciate the "400 Years" of forced labor.
by Swisher rolled tight December 08, 2020
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