SAM

Selling tickets to an event to someone only to realise you never had the tickets in the first place

Shit I've been a massive twat and done a SAM, those poor people who thought they bought tickets off me

by SwindonTony May 31, 2019

Dirty Dai

After taking your car to a garage you realise that they haven't fixed the problem and your car also now smells of dick cheese

Fuck man, not only haven't the garage fixed my car... But they've given me a dirty Dai

by SwindonTony May 21, 2019