Swifterdusters's definitions

epounche

Combination of e- meaning electronic and -pounche a silly or goofy way to say punch, usually in a flirtatious context. In this case epounche means to flirtily hit ur SO over the phone

Girl 1: awhhh u cutie, imma getchu later. Epounche!!!

Girlfriend of Girl 1: Ughng u make me wet

by Swifterdusters March 18, 2023

ConSAAARvative

Guns, God, Trump, Gold, Jeans, Ford F 150, Maga Hat, Jan 6th was Justified, Bacon, Tabacco, NOS energy drink, NRA, Cocaine is my only covid vaccine, mouth cancer, constipation & bloody poops, southern

Midwesterner: hey look, that guy checks off the requirements for being conSAAARvative

ConSAAARvative: Almieda!!! Come hep me push the shit out my butt!!!!!!

by Swifterdusters December 20, 2022