2 definitions by Swifterdusters

Guns, God, Trump, Gold, Jeans, Ford F 150, Maga Hat, Jan 6th was Justified, Bacon, Tabacco, NOS energy drink, NRA, Cocaine is my only covid vaccine, mouth cancer, constipation & bloody poops, southern
Midwesterner: hey look, that guy checks off the requirements for being conSAAARvative

ConSAAARvative: Almieda!!! Come hep me push the shit out my butt!!!!!!
by Swifterdusters December 20, 2022
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Combination of e- meaning electronic and -pounche a silly or goofy way to say punch, usually in a flirtatious context. In this case epounche means to flirtily hit ur SO over the phone
Girl 1: awhhh u cutie, imma getchu later. Epounche!!!

Girlfriend of Girl 1: Ughng u make me wet
by Swifterdusters March 18, 2023
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