Definitions by Sweet Nicolas

crankslap 

Similar to a cockslap, or getting slapped in the face with a penis. Only difference is that a crank is a way bigger than a normal penis.

"yo that girl on facebook is hot but she's got a dude in her main pic with her"

"who cares I'll crankslap that punk"

crankslap by Sweet Nicolas December 9, 2009

Alchaletic 

Superb athletic ability due to massive consumption of alcohol

Jay is so alchaletic. The man bowls 100's when hes sober but 190's when hes hammered!

Alchaletic by Sweet Nicolas February 7, 2008

Spice

Verb, meaning to take a nasty shit

"I don't know how you felt after eating all those buffalo wings the other night, John, but I woke up in the morning and took a wicked spice"

Spice by Sweet Nicolas January 22, 2008