The shaft is like that 'deer in the headlights' moment when you realize fate just anally fucked your moral and your trust in the world is momentarily annililated.
Ever been broken up by your girl via text message blaming you for her own shitty idea?
Ever been lagged out of a match because your /b/ cousin can't help but hold your bandwith hostage with his Skpe-obsessed girlfriend?
Ever been denied phone sex because "I already finished"?
You, my fellow villian, have been given the shaft.
1 New Message from "Katie<3"
I think YOU are right I THINK we should break up...
Sweets be Gettin' the Shaft man...
A mass of delight and wonderment. A rack
so massive, so perfectly shaped that it defies all laws of nature. What 'bootilicious
' is to hip
black men, The Booby Tron 6000 is the nerdy
white man's Great White Buffalo
. Upon seeing the Booby Tron 6000 any man would immediatly fall into a state of denile and assume that the womam was a sex robot sent from the year 6000.
Dexter: OMG Erkle! Did you see that female's breast?
*clears glasses of fog*
Erkle: This creature must be a pleasure droid sent back in time from the year 6000!
Dexter: She is... The Booby Tron 6000!
The sub-culture forming in Southern Illinois that seems to merge the hobbies of bow hunting, rap battles, dipping, low ridin', and general racial confusion.
The young members of this society can somehow hunt white tailed deer while listening to the hardest, most ghetto rap there is to be heard.
The origins of the Legion are up to much debate. The closest we can ever come to diserning the true history is the recent influx of migration from larger cities in the South and East Coast.
The Legion has no color, no gang offiliation, and no signage. The only way to tell if someone is a member is to view into the passenger seat of there circa 1980-something pickuptruck and look to see if there are Kenny Chesney and Waka Flocka Flame CD's right next to each other, an ounce of weed in the glove box, a shotgun on the dash, a stolen radio, 10-inch subs and an amp behing the seats, condom wrappings in the ash tray, half a bottle of Axe in the floor, and no less than THREE pocket knives anywhere in the cab.
Patrick: Yo man Garth Brook's has a got a show in Carbondale this weekend!!
Trambley: OH SHIT DAWG!!! We gotta hit dat shit up naw mean? (spits dip)
Sweet Joe: Can I go guys?
Trambley: No Sweet Joe i hope you die.
Sweet Joe: Major sad-face to the Redneck Gangsta Legion