Swarles Barkley 's definitions

procrastiwriting

working on an paper for school in small segments but continually getting distracted whether intentionally or unintentionally

I really can't come out tonight. I've been procrastiwriting this paper all day and it's time to get it done.

by swarles barkley September 11, 2009

eiffel blumpkin

a traditional blumpkin while the girl giving the blow job is being penetrated from the back (either through the ass or the pussy)

Girl- I'm not giving you head while you shit unless I'm getting some too.

Guy- Well then take it from the back and we'll call it the eiffel blumpkin!

by swarles barkley January 11, 2009

swagnificent

having swag at the purest level. appearance, style, a way of carrying yourself; earned respect

I thought I was looking good but my boy Edgar came http://www.urbandictionary.com/add.phpin the club looking swagnificent.

by swarles barkley February 9, 2009

Polishing a freckle

Sucking up to someone in an extreme way to get ahead in a situation.
An act where someone puts baby gravy on the butthole and then gives a rim job.

Wow sparky isn’t just kissing the bosses ass but he’s polishing a freckle!

by Swarles Barkley March 19, 2025

Polished Freckle

The act of spreading baby gravy on the butthole and giving a rim job.

sparkman: Bro you’re not going to believe what our boss just asked me to do, give them a polished freckle!
Teabone: that’s foul, do it!

by Swarles Barkley April 9, 2025