Definitions by Swagman 420

Avocado Penis Nigga 

Also known as the movie star Michael Angelo, from the hit series Spongebob Square Pants, this demonic creature roams the earth waiting to slob on some good knob. And if you try to negate his whimsical suckings, he will expand your anal region approximately 3 feet with his Avocado Penis.

Avocado Penis Nigga roams like a rover... don't negate the suck or he will make you bend over.

Avocado Penis Nigga by Swagman 420 February 28, 2019

Andres 

The swaggiest man in the universe. If you mess with him his swagger will penetrate you from behind like a silly goose. If he says your cool you should pray to your lord and savior cathulu and thank your mom for creating you.

Andres is always in ur mom... even though you don't know it

Andres by Swagman 420 December 15, 2016