Noun: Essentially a champion of swag. Someone who is victorious in all contests regarding levels of "swag". They will also dress appropriately for the role, often sporting fur/leopard print. Association with copious amounts of fine ladies is also a vital component. A true swag champion also never addresses himself as such, but will rather respond to compliment by saying something profound and walking away with some sexy bitches by his side.
Paige: Who is that cute guy over there?
Shannon: Which one?
Paige: The hot one in the leopard vest with the gold chains and wearing white shades inside.
Shannon: OHH yes he is a fine piece of ass, but you should watch out, it looks like he's a swag champion, he wouldn't treat us hoes kindly.
Paige: That's a damn shame
Shannon: Which one?
Paige: The hot one in the leopard vest with the gold chains and wearing white shades inside.
Shannon: OHH yes he is a fine piece of ass, but you should watch out, it looks like he's a swag champion, he wouldn't treat us hoes kindly.
Paige: That's a damn shame
by Swag Master Cloud April 01, 2014
A challenge consisting of one brave lad trying to chug a rack of Keystone Lights up is anus. This task is very challenging and few have succeeded.
This challenge directly tests your girth for example, someone who can do the challenge and survive has incredible girth.
This challenge directly tests your girth for example, someone who can do the challenge and survive has incredible girth.
Jack: Oh no what happened to grant?
James: I gave him the Girth challenge and he couldn't take it.
Jack: Thats awful will he be okay?
James: probably not, he had pretty weak girth.
James: I gave him the Girth challenge and he couldn't take it.
Jack: Thats awful will he be okay?
James: probably not, he had pretty weak girth.
by Swag Master Cloud August 08, 2011