Swag Master Cloud's definitions

Beauner

When you get an erection in the presence of somebody named Beau.

Mitch: Yo what is that in your pants.
Ruben: Oh no! Looks like I have a Beauner.
JP: Wow! I'm much better looking and smarter than any of you.
Ruben: Yeah I hope nobody else notices my Beauner

by Swag Master Cloud November 13, 2011

SMS

Shit, Masturbate, Shower

Grant: Want to hang out later?
Robert: Nah i gotta SMS.
Grant: You're texting someone?
Robert: No man, Shit, Masturbate, Shower.
Grant: Ohhh so you're just gay

by Swag Master Cloud February 20, 2011