1 definition by Swag Jesus
He is a God. He is Omnipotent. He likes Ice Cream. Will park his car and fuck your bitch at the same time. Has long hair that flows in the wind.
Gets all the money, and all the bitches. He could make Ellen DeGeneres straight. He supplies Columbia with Cocaine. He gives Black people Chicken. He gives Asian people Rice. He is the son of Jesus. He is KP. He will be the 45th President. He doesn't like being touched. Except by bitches. KP is a God.
Gets all the money, and all the bitches. He could make Ellen DeGeneres straight. He supplies Columbia with Cocaine. He gives Black people Chicken. He gives Asian people Rice. He is the son of Jesus. He is KP. He will be the 45th President. He doesn't like being touched. Except by bitches. KP is a God.
K- Dawg: KP is a god! Don't Question Him!
Desmond: Stop Dickeating.
Zeezus: CHILL THIRST LORD, HE'S GOT HEAT TRADES.
Desmond: Stop Dickeating.
Zeezus: CHILL THIRST LORD, HE'S GOT HEAT TRADES.
by Swag Jesus July 12, 2013