Definitions by Sus Chad

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Sabobeeh

During the great soccer war, when Messi was injured and Ronaldo was about to destroy the world, the fusion of Sabaha and Sabeeh created Sabobeeh, the greatest soccer player of all time.

Random Pedestrian 1: Oh no! Ronaldo is going to kill us all!
Random Pedestrian 2: Look! Over there! It’s Sabobeeh AKA the GOAT!

Sabobeeh by Sus Chad July 25, 2025

Desmosome 

Something you learn about in Bio class

Teacher: Ok so the cell is connected to another cell via a desmosome

Desmosome by Sus Chad January 17, 2022

Tech 

When a smash bros player presses the shield button right as they hit a surface; if they successfully do this offstage, they can do another recovery.

Bob: Bro, that Ness player is dead. He can’t recover.
Bobb: Nah fam, he can live if he techs it.

-he didn’t tech lmao-

Tech by Sus Chad May 11, 2021