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Schlapped
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When
a man
grabs
another
man's penis against his will.
"I'm at the
club
and some morherfucker I
never
seen come right up to the
bar
and schlapped me!"
Schlapped
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Super Johnson
February 21, 2025
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Posobiec
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Someone
suffering
with a severe
micro penis
.
Damn Jack!
Ain
't
never
seen a dick that
small
. You are one grade A Posobiec.
Posobiec
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Super Johnson
August 11, 2024
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