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Schlapped
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When
a man
grabs
another
man's penis against his will.
"I'm at
the club
and some morherfucker I never seen
come right
up to
the bar
and schlapped me!"
Schlapped
by
Super Johnson
February 21, 2025
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Posobiec
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Someone
suffering
with a severe
micro penis
.
Damn Jack! Ain't never seen
a dick
that small.
You are
one
grade A
Posobiec.
Posobiec
by
Super Johnson
August 11, 2024
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