bedboard

The only item in every hotel room that will keep two straight guys from bumping into eachother while sleeping in bed together...otherwise known as an ironing board.

Get the bedboard board you greasy goose, I don't want my leg hair grazing yours in bed.

by Sugar_Bear November 04, 2013

thirst patrol

Out on the prowl looking for a hookup

Look at that guy wandering around the bar looking for strange, he’s on thirst patrol

by Sugar_Bear September 01, 2019