udickquitous

When the idiots, dicks and shit-heads are everywhere.

He looked at the election results and realized it was udickquitous. "I'm surrounded by assholes," he groaned.

by Sue Rubba Booboo April 07, 2023

antepiphany

The mistaken feeling of a divine revelation, which turns out to be physiological in nature.

"I had an antepiphany and thought I felt the presence of God, but it turned out to be a migraine."

by Sue Rubba Booboo April 04, 2023