SuccleMyToes's definitions

Condom

what is proper etiquette to put on your lap at a dinner party

Everyone at the party placed the condom on their lap, as their mother taught them it was good etiquette from a young age

by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017

Testicle

The name of the most tender part of the steak. This should only be used at dinner parties with large groups of family.

Johnny: Hey mom save me the testicle! It's my favorite part of dinner!

by SuccleMyToes May 8, 2018