Definitions by Suburban Middle School Kid

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 

A great manga/animu about impossibly buff pogchamps who beat the living shit out of their enemies using either Shamon or these wacky motherfuckers called stands, who look like people you've seen in cocaine-induced wet dreams.

"Damn, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure gives me hot flashes!"
"But you're a guy."

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure by Suburban Middle School Kid December 14, 2020

JoJo's Bizarre Porno 

Used when referring to the pilot of the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure being posted on PornHub (no longer available as of 2020)

"damn, whoever made jojo's bizarre porno is a pogchamp"

JoJo's Bizarre Porno by Suburban Middle School Kid December 14, 2020

slap you sally 

Basically, you pop someone after saying "I'mma slap you sally!"
See slap.

"I slapped my wife sally!"
"Fuck no, I'mma slap you sally!"

slap you sally by Suburban Middle School Kid December 30, 2019