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yard apple

A turd in the lawn. A Yard Apple is not animal specific, so dog, cat, horse, human is capable of leaving a yard apple.
Uncle Jim got wasted last Christmas and left a huge yard apple until we found it in the spring.
by Suburban Brewer December 2, 2013
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