IKEA tits

Flat packed tits due to very tight bra that simply explode wheh the bra comes off
I bet Lindsay is packing a pair of IKEA tits, them babies are bigger that they look, can't wait to unleash those bad boys.
by Subbuteokid December 04, 2022
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stone bonking

To be last of a group of people.
I backed Rory to win the Masters but would you believe it, the clown is 'stone bonking" last!!
by Subbuteokid April 04, 2024
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