IKEA tits

Flat packed tits due to very tight bra that simply explode wheh the bra comes off

I bet Lindsay is packing a pair of IKEA tits, them babies are bigger that they look, can't wait to unleash those bad boys.

by Subbuteokid December 4, 2022

stone bonking

To be last of a group of people.

I backed Rory to win the Masters but would you believe it, the clown is 'stone bonking" last!!

by Subbuteokid April 4, 2024