Definitions by Stupid Flanders

Hair 

the one place even the filthiest pornstars/hookers won't let you cum on

Ned: where do you want it?
Maude: anywhere but in my hair.

Hair by Stupid Flanders December 28, 2005

crabs

a free souvenir from tijuana

banging that slut was worth getting crabs

crabs by Stupid Flanders December 28, 2005

punch a grub 

to shit outside and shallowly bury it
also African pothole

I can't sleep. Did someone punch a grub next to my tent?

punch a grub by Stupid Flanders December 10, 2005