by Stupid Af July 23, 2021
The little goblin in your ass, feasting on foods, turning them into shit, waking up and telling your body about it, and helping you take it out. If you don't take it out, eventually, it will either kill you or force it out by itself.
Jake: *chillin*
Jake: yo dude, I think my ass goblin is waking up.
Michael: I think you need to take a shit.
Jake: yo dude, I think my ass goblin is waking up.
Michael: I think you need to take a shit.
by Stupid Af July 24, 2021
by Stupid Af June 06, 2021
Guy 1: *at concert* Hey, it's the roblox guy!
The Roblox Guy: Shoot a child in your mouth while I'm ridin'
The Roblox Guy: Shoot a child in your mouth while I'm ridin'
by Stupid Af July 06, 2021
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