john

random normal guy that works at some company you have no idea exists

guy 1: *working*
john: *walks up* my shift is done
guy 1: ok?

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

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shower rant

some shit that you do when your tired of scrubbing weird bubbly shit all over your body

Michael during his shower rant: *scrubbing his penis* So, what's the point of time machines if the only cause harm?

by Stupid Af July 15, 2021

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Canada

The only country where you can accidentally bump someone on the shoulder, and they WILL provide a 20 page long apology note sent by email to you

Canada. Literally Canada.

by Stupid Af June 21, 2021

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Lesbian

The best color in the whole goddamn universe.

Person 1: Lesbian is my favorite color!
Person 2: Wow dude! You must’ve been raised in Hollywood or something!

by Stupid Af June 22, 2021

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September 10th, 2021

One of the most revolutionary dates in all of human history.

Incase you were wondering, the joke is some guy says "whats 9 + 10" and some stupid kid answers "21" and haha the joke is 9/10/21 so cool we get to live through it lol, my family doesn't love me

"You stupid"
"No I not"
"What's 9 + 10?"
"September 10th, 2021"
"You stupid!"

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

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