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snowpocalyzed 

To cancel or close a school, business, or party because of the greatly exaggerated threat of ice and snow brought on by the weather channel or other media outlets
Dude we totally got snowpocalyzed!!!! They cancelled school today because the weather channel said there was going to be a big snow storm. Ha!!!! Joke is on them it is 60 degrees and sunny outside.
snowpocalyzed by Stunt man dad February 18, 2015
It's short for "Rubbed One Out Thinking Of You
I sent a text to my smoking hot girl friend that said, "You looked so great walking out the door going to work this morning, that when I was in the shower I just had to rootoy."
Rootoy by Stunt man dad February 18, 2015