Definitions by Stubbyslimer

One-night scran’d

The act of going to a persons home supposedly for a sexual fling but instead pretending to fall asleep only to awake in the middle of the night to eat the contents of the cupboards and fridge before fleeing.

I would have had breakfast but I was full from my one-night scran’d

One-night scran’d by Stubbyslimer April 9, 2026

Flint Lockedwood

When your girl gets lockjaw while giving you oral sex in the middle of watching cloudy with a chance of meatballs one or two.

I tried to pull away but had flint Lockedwood.

Flint Lockedwood by Stubbyslimer April 9, 2026

Ollie splurgeon

The act of popping an Ollie on a skateboard while simultaneously ejaculating while getting air time.

The sick dude over there is Ollie splurgeon

Ollie splurgeon by Stubbyslimer April 9, 2026