Definitions by Stuart K

obtuse nob 

A phrase or insult used to describe your spouse, particularly handy during a disagreement.
Generally implies that your spouse is stubborn and has an opinion opposite to yours.

You are an obtuse nob!

obtuse nob by Stuart K December 14, 2008

Pizblumpkin 

The ultimate male accomplishment: The act of eating pizza and drinking beer while getting a blumpkin.

Joe tragically imploded after receiving a pizblumpkin from his girlfriend. The human body is not intended to have that many orifices in motion at once.

Pizblumpkin by Stuart K April 21, 2008