Definitions by Strange Magnificent

orange dirt dick 

An amusing name for a carrot.

While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

orange dirt dick by Strange Magnificent April 30, 2023

Polish the Crown 

Masturbation. Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I am going to my room to polish the crown.

Polish the Crown by Strange Magnificent February 1, 2021