Storm Byron's definitions

Mike Bumps

Code name for Cocaine

Hey man I got your message you left with my dad he had no clue what it meant! I said I’m only coming out to club if I can score cocaine but missed your call then my dad said you did call left me a message saying to meet you at club that you were with Mike Bumps!

by Storm Byron January 1, 2026

Pedophilanthropist

A pedophile philanthropist who after commits the crime will build a playground

I’m glad Jeffrey Epstein is worm food! No place in this world for pedophilanthropists

by Storm Byron December 30, 2025

Fetalized

When your so hungover the next day you stay on the couch in fetus position

Hey we got so hammered last night damn! Let’s go get something to eat . I can’t I’m fetalized can’t get off couch!

by Storm Byron December 30, 2025