poof out

To sneak out of the house without your fellow household members knowing where you are, and not leave your loved ones any way of contacting you.

You forever poof out on us, so I might have to file a missing persons report.

I checked the kid's room in the morning only to find out he poofed out in the middle of the night.

by Stop the Pendulum August 13, 2006

ooh la la so soon

1. Premature ejaculation in France (jocular).

2. A score of 69 in darts, basketball, pool, etc, when someone celebrates before winning the game.

3. The 6-9 combination in pool, particularly 9-ball

1. The Frenchman has a rep for ooh la la so soon!

2. The score is 69-63. Ooh la la, so soon!

3. There is only one way to win this rack. The 6-9 combo. Ooh, la la so soon!

by Stop the pendulum January 10, 2006

swami

A person who knows and points out the truth before you can weasel your way out of it. A type of a mind reader.

I thought I could get away with fibbing about sneaking food in the middle of the night. Little did I know I was dealing with a swami, and she doesn't let me get away with anything! The woman can read my mind!!!

by Stop the pendulum April 08, 2006

coon

An affectionate name for a Maine Coon cat.

I adopted what I thought was a grown, neutered cat, but when I brought him to the vet for a checkup, I found out he was a 6-month-old, unneutered kitten. Needless to say, he grew to be a 20-pound monster because he was a coon and I didn't know it.

by Stop the pendulum January 06, 2007

grow some ovaries

To behave more courageously and/or maturely: to behave like a grown woman as opposed to acting like a little girl. The female equivalent of grow some balls or grow a pair.

Evil right-wing bitch Ann Coulter should grow some ovaries and make amends to Democrats she slanders instead of writing libelous books accusing liberals (read: any civilized human being) of her own wrongdoings. BTA, she probably wasn't born with ovaries.

by Stop the Pendulum August 23, 2006