Definitions by Stoney Beers

twi-fucks 

The crazies that stand outside a movie theater for 5+ hours waiting for the new twilight movie to start.

Did you see that line at the theater? It went all the way to the Corner Bistro!
Yeah I saw that, stupid twi-fucks!

twi-fucks by Stoney Beers July 7, 2010

Sloruntapuss 

Its a slut-whore-cunt-pussy.

"Oh god here comes that chick from Bio class"
"Oh yeah, goddamn she is a sloruntapuss."

Sloruntapuss by Stoney Beers April 17, 2010

Twaffle 

A twat waffle.

I went down to the post office today. The post master was being such a twaffle.

Twaffle by Stoney Beers April 17, 2010

cheese rag 

a yeast-infected used tampon.

Fuck you cheese rag!

cheese rag by Stoney Beers September 16, 2009