Woodpecker

When you stick your pecker in the tree trunk and you fuck it, and then take a poop in the tree hole, and then fuck it again.
Last nights woodpeckin situation was crazy. Super brown. Kinda stinky, but we made it work. I am the finest woodpecker round this town. Believe it buddy.
by Stinky Onion Licker March 01, 2022
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Onion Belly

When you eat too many onions on an empty stomach n that shit fucking hurts. Feel like you're about to throw up onion chunks all over the fucking floor and shit yourself .
Holy shit, I ate too many onions now I have onion Belly
by Stinky Onion Licker January 12, 2022
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