Definitions by Stingray Phil

buckeye gravy

Diarrhea that is watery and it usually splatters all over the toilet bowl. It looks like someone dropped an M-80 into a bucket of brown paint.

I just dropped some buckeye gravy in stall three. Don't go in there!

When you have a shit that wants out in the worst way. It doesn't care if your pants are down, it wants out yesterday!

Can't talk, I have a jail break shit brewing.